Fresh Hell

So I went to new doc city yesterday to get the results of my blood work and my cholesterol remains remarkable for a fat woman (yes, a doctor has said those words to me, no, I'm no longer a patient.) but my good cholesterol is low. Rather than put my on the liver busting statins, I'm on time release niacin. Niacin causes flushing, an inside out itching combined with the kinds of hot flashes all the denizens of hell enjoy. It's a treat.