Stuff

Nothing quite like having the trucks engine decarbonized to put some pep back into the V6. Huge difference and no longer do we strain at 80mph.

Stripe is sitting up in the middle of the couch looking shockingly like Al Bundy from Married With Children except instead of having his hand down his nonexistent pants he was licking his penis. So sweet.

Don't know if it's a sign of my advanced age or what but lately when I've been shaving my legs I'm cutting myself. It's very attractive. I'd not drawn blood on myself in years and this is like the 10th time in a row. Disturbing.