Today's lunch discussion centers around the variety of catalogs available from our local Avon lady, popularly known as Evil. Well, because she is, evil that is.
When one is presented with the stereotypical Avon lady in the media, they are perky, spunky, polite, possibly obsequious and petite. Although petite, Evil ain't perky, not on her best day, nor obsequious. She proceeded to tell two of her best customers that shd did not give them the Mark catalog because they do not wear the scents or any makeup and the clothing selections only went up to XL. When one of the ladies protested, Evil pointed out now you know you ain't gonna get that big ol' arm up in no XL and don't let me talk about get that ass in there. And if you did get yourself in it, you'd better stay your ass up on the porch with that mess, fool.
Sure makes me want to run right up and buy me some Avon.
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