Hopes and Dreams

Someone pointed out that one's blog is a good place to talk about one's hopes and dreams.

I hope coworker I.L. gets laryngytis real soon, for real long.

I wish Dominos would bring me a hot fudge sundae and a bottle of Aleve.

I wish I wasn't allergic to topical treatments for poison ivy. And it goes without saying I wish I wasn't allergic to poison ivy.

I wish the cats would learn to use the toilet already, damn it to hell.

I've been dreaming about monkeys a lot lately, not sure what that's about.

I had turkey chili for dinner and hope I don't dream about chili. Or Chile for that matter.