Hair

this fucking thing is

Not even the size of a MacDonalds french fry, it's about a third of the size of a MacDonalds french fry. 

... well yep

Side effects, I've had a few, more than a few

Lost the hair, aside from about 4.5 eyelash hairs and about 3 eyebrows per side.

Diarrhea, oh my sweet Jesus, diarrhea like you can't even believe. And couldn't control it with Imodium and lomotil. Completely counter-intuitively, Metamucil helped along with probiotics. 

Nausea because, is it even chemo without nausea? And famotidine worked better for me than compazine etc.

Thrush - good times, she said facetiously.

Neuropathy - check, mainly on the same side as the tumor.

Blood sugar roller coaster due to the steroids and subsequent glimiperide. 

Visitors from the planet Hemorrhoid.

Rashes- I don't need no stinkin' rashes.

Fingers splitting at the cuticles. Mouth splits at the corners. 

Fatigue.

Weight loss- have diarrhea and nausea 10 days out of every 3 weeks for 5 months, you'll have that.

Not saying it caused any AFib, not saying it didn't.

Gas- but can't trust it cuz with that kind of diarrhea a shart is just a whisper away.

The tumor is named Pia because it's a complete and utter pain in my ass.