I was sitting around with the parental units, the sisters, the nieces and the brother in law, and happened to make an offhand comment that I'd misplaced my good thong. The mothership remarked, "Jeez, that must be the size of a hula hoop." My response was, "true, but if I wear white grannies they make my ass look like a drive in movie screen."
The payoff was that we made the assembled parties shoot their respective beverages out their noses. I love it when the random hilarity leads to nosers.
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