Accusations

Because I am a smart ass of somewhat legendary proportions I am often accused of being up to no damn good and not necessarily wrongly accused at that. However, I have also been accused of teaching certain of my nieces how to play Naked Flying Barbie. This was not my invention, nor was it anything I taught anyone to play. I also discouraged it from becoming Naked Flying Flaming Barbie, I'm just saying. It wasn't me.