09 November 2006

Different Shit, Different Day

At work I have a spokesmodel, will refer to her as S for short. She is my spokesmodel because she is most adept at making coworkers cry. And it's funny because she's not nasty to anyone, just really, really dry - affect is flat and well, her favorite question is" And? As in: phone staff: This person didn't get his check. S: And? PS: Do you have it? And dry... as in this example courtesy of Idiot: Are you going to the ladies room? S: Yes, why? I: can you stop and get me a water? S: want me to pick you a snack off the floor too? The S actually stands for Snarky because pound for pound she's the only one there quite as snarky as me.

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