16 August 2006
I received this in an email verbatim
I AM ORDER DO YOU NEED ANYTHING - written as a declarative, meant as a question. The declaration makes me think if you are order why does my desk look like 15 reams of paper threw up on it? I need order on my damned desk. And someone to answer the phones whose IQ exceeds that of snot. And the most astounding thing to me about the sentence is that each and every word in it is spelled correctly... yup, it's a first.