Would you believe I won a coffee maker with this?

I need a Keurig Brewer to keep my kitten Sharkbutt out of the throes of caffeine psychosis and to prevent stunted growth. Sharkbutt has learned how to swing the basket of coffee grounds out of my coffee maker and he snacks on them. Notwithstanding that Sharkbutt caroms around the house like he was shot out of a cannon without caffeine, he's now bouncing off the walls much harder and leaving dents. A Keurig Brewer would prevent potential caffeine injuries to my cat and would also allow me to continue to enjoy GMCR's great products throughout the day without worrying of the dangers of kittens in the coffee grounds.