Water Cooler Talk

While at the water cooler, I overheard a woman being berated by a co-worker for using a nylon scrubbing pouf on her whup (whup would be generic for genitalia). I mean this co-worker was going off. "Girrrrl, you gonna scratch your junk off, mmm and if you catch that piercing, you gonna rip that shit off. Use a wash cloth, don't rip nothin' out your junk." What do you say to that? I skulked away, far, far away.