05 September 2006
There is some current blather in the news about a dog whisperer. And have you noticed the proliferation of horse whisperers, dog whisperers about? My friend N is a girl whisperer, a very gifted girl whisperer. So inspiring, in fact, that it makes me realize I want to be a baby whisperer when I grow up. Babies are born knowing everything and begin to forget almost instantly. They need whisperers to help them and it's good for the karma. Oh who the hell am I kidding? I'm just a fool for babies.